Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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