Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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