If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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