I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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