I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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