How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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