im gay
i know
yea but for you.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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