anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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