I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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