This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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