I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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