we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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