But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
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Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
He did a backflip because drugs
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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