Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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