u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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