We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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