Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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