Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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