Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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