Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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