Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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