He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
