I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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