we're blogging at a bar
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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