i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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