sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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