the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
