i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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