so that wasnt chicken after all
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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