Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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