You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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