did you get engaged???
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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