So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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