why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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