i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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