We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Did I show you my penis last night?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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