biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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