Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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