I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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