no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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