help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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