Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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