nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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