Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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