He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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