its not stalking. its research.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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