brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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