if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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