talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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