But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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