Cold hands, warm shart.
White coat. Heels.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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