he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
