Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
