Wow word travels fast.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...