Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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